As promised, here’s another adorable animal accompanied with a quote from an 80s movie. I’ve decided to give up doing movie reviews due to an issue regarding an obvious mistake in my personal opinions. As penance for my aberrant web-behavior, I’ll instead be running this series, which I’m sure the average internet denizen can enjoy.
If this seems a little passive aggressive, remember that I’m new to the workings of modern culture. Near as I can figure, Passive Aggression works sort of like currency in the Facebook universe.